I am a wife and mother.
Miss M is almost 4.
Mr. Man sometimes acts like he is almost 4.
Difficult doesn’t even begin to describe the challenges of finding time to work or create.
I know I am not alone in my struggle.
Lucky for us all Polly is all about problem solving.
For each and every one of you who are like me and just need a little time to yourself I present the “Do Not F-ing Disturb” sign.
Found in an Italian hotel room on my first trip to Europe in ‘97, I’ve been holding onto this little beauty knowing that someday it would come in handy.
Unlike your average “Do Not Disturb Sign” this one is sure to get the message across.
If your loved ones cannot understand any of the 4 languages politely asking them to get lost and give you some space, the little white man is sure to drive the message home with his non-so-subtle universal gesture of,
“Please F@#K Off!”
Worried this sign will mortally offend your visiting Mother-in-Law? No need!
Explanations that the little man is politely asking for quiet, with a shushing finger to his lips are easily believable.
Which was most likely the original designer’s intention…
But really?!?!?!?
You see it too right?
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