The Bringer of Nightmares

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Being a creative type person I am both blessed and cursed with an overactive imagination.  For instance I am 31 years old, and I am terrified of Zombies.

Yes, I realize Zombies don’t really exist.

Yes, I know that likelihood of a Zombie hiding in my shower, lurking at my bedroom window, or bursting through my front door is pretty much nil.

Yes, I am aware that the really scary, superfast, rip your face off in the blink of an eye type Zombies you see in the movies are 100% fictional.

For goodness sake, I’m a grown adult!  Of course I know these things, but it doesn’t change the fact that any time I am witness to any type of Zombiecentric entertainment what-so-ever, I will spend the remainder of the night jumping and twitching at every shadow and noise in my bedroom.

Like I said, overactive imagination.

So imagine my horror as I was trolling through Etsy, my not-so-secret obsession, and I found this.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!!!  Call an exorcist, because I’m about 99.99999% sure that this “toy” is possessed!

Really, who would give this to their child to play with?!?!?

Oh, and in case you simply must own this horror movie waiting to happen, you’ll be happy to know it is currently on sale,  That’s right, now for the low, low price of $8.00.  According the listing that is a savings of THIRTY DOLLARS !

Just think, with the $30 you save, you’ll be able to invest in a metal lock box.  Believe me you will need one to make sure this tiny ambassador of pure evil doesn’t sneak up on you when you are sleeping and…


What about you guys?  Ever found something like this?  A toy so creepy it needed to be locked in a box and buried at the bottom of a deep dark hole, for the sake of all humanity?

Sweet Dreams my Lovelies!


  1. B.S.D. said...:

    Check out the Island of the Dolls in Mexico! Or don't.... if you intend to get some sleep tonight. Such a creepy place, and more so once you read a bit of the history surrounding it!

  1. Mandy Allen said...:

    Based on the name "Island of the Dolls", I can only imagine the level of terror! Ummm... I think I'm going to say no thank you :)

  1. When my wife started to babysit for a co-worker she found this older doll. The kind with the `sleepy` eyes that are SUPPOSED to close when you lay it can`t be in the room when I`m trying to sleep because my eyes won`t close with it around.

  1. Mandy Allen said...:

    It's always the dolls. My Mom had one of those "pouting" dolls and it had NO FACE. I was always convinced it was going to turn around with it's no face and chase me up the stairs at night!

  1. Anonymous said...:

    mandy...i remember that no faced doll! freaked me out too!! myriam.

  1. Anonymous said...:

    Im sure i didnt help with you jumpyness (yes that is a word). By hiding around every corner of the house and making you crap your pants every chance i could..... Ahahahahahaha (evil little brother laugh)

  1. Mandy Allen said...:

    Very true "Evil Little Brother"... good thing you didn't have one of these are a tool of torment or I might have been scarred for life... although some might argue I was warped anyway :)

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