Polly believes a good rant is healthy and productive. Helping to purge and focus the mind on the solution instead of the problem. Cathartically cleansing, venting your frustrations is like cleaning out your closet. Once all the negative thoughts and feelings have been thrown out, you’re left feeling refreshed and reminded that some things are not as annoying as they seem in the moment.
Today’s Pep Talk Polly rant is brought to you by the letter “Y”.
As in WHY!
Why “Microsoft Hourglass”, why must you endlessly trickling your digital grains of sand when I haven’t asked you to do anything?
Today’s Pep Talk Polly rant is brought to you by the letter “Y”.
As in WHY!
Why “Microsoft Hourglass”, why must you endlessly trickling your digital grains of sand when I haven’t asked you to do anything?
There has been no action executed.
I have not clicked anything!
I have not opened or played or saved or printed or ANYTHING!
I simply moved my mouse, and there you were.
Seemingly innocent, and yet annoyingly disruptive.
Want to know a secret “Microsoft Hourglass”?
I can’t get anything done when you appear!
Taking your sweet virtual time.
Loitering on my computer screen.
I have not clicked anything!
I have not opened or played or saved or printed or ANYTHING!
I simply moved my mouse, and there you were.
Seemingly innocent, and yet annoyingly disruptive.
Want to know a secret “Microsoft Hourglass”?
I can’t get anything done when you appear!
Taking your sweet virtual time.
Loitering on my computer screen.
Processing.
Pondering.
Producing NOTHING of worth!
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF A MACHINE "MICROSOFT HOURGLASS"! THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING FOR YOU TO PONDER!
Each time you appear, when I have done nothing to summon you, you make me wait for NOTHING to happen.
This has happened 7 times today “Microsoft Hourglass” (yes, I counted).
This is your final warning.
Buzz off!
Don’t make me hit ctrl+alt+delete!
How about you guys? Can you relate? Got a completely pointless rant? Polly wants to hear it!
I just hope the “Microsoft Hourglass” will let her read it!