The Exorcism of Jessica Kane

With the exception of my family who are either bound by blood or the legal system to love me and remind me how cool I am, my bestie Jessica Kane is hands down my biggest fan. It was Jessica who harassed encouraged me until I finally started my first blog, and then commented and ooh and awed and cheered...

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The Tale of the Magic Hair Dryer

It’s Friday. A perfect day for a perfectly random, and slightly pointless story. When I was a kid my Dad had a T.V. in his living room that I think might have originally been owned by The Flinstones.  It had a dial for the channels, and an on/off button that clicked in and out, and doubled as the...

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The Bringer of Nightmares

Being a creative type person I am both blessed and cursed with an overactive imagination.  For instance I am 31 years old, and I am terrified of Zombies. Yes, I realize Zombies don’t really exist. Yes, I know that likelihood of a Zombie hiding in my shower, lurking at my bedroom window, or bursting...

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My Mom Hates Whistlers

Yes, you read that right. I said Whistlers.  As in "Those-Who-Purse-Their-Lips-and-Expel-Air-Causing-a-High-Pitched-Birdlike-Noise" Being a grown woman who has not lived with her mother for many years, this bizarre little factoid had completely slipped my mind, and for very good reason. My...

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